A Wonderful Thing

Hello there my pleasant friend/I hope you love this face I rend?/My little death to hell I send/When will the beauty ever end? - Mike Rojas

My God, my God, would you look at the time?
There's no way I can finish my crime
I guess we'll have to skip the tank of chyme

Now remind me if I don't remember
Which part of you was it that I chose to dismember?
No matter, your arm looks wonderful on this December

My goodness, I'm so sorry
I didn't realize your knees don't go well with calamari
Oh well, we shall still have fun on this night so starry

Liver, heart, and eyes galore!
The smell of this gore is what I truly adore
Into your intestines do I now explore

What?! That's not where you insert a catheter?
Well, this is the methodology I do prefer
Geez, it's already 10? Damn, time flies in a blur

Cath'd blood in a wine glass
A freshly grilled piece of ass
Tonight, I dine in class

As I finished my dinner, did I then wonder:
What's this wonderful thought I ponder?



I think I shall call it murder






Why are you doing this to me, Saff?
Because I love you, Laura Whitehurst
...
You've filled my heart to the the point of burst
...
And you, my love, shall be my first